Dr. Jill Schmoctor, CMT
Certified Mascot Therapist*
*Trained in all mascot-related issues including, but not limited to, existential dread, identity crises & FOMO
Call 833-260-1735 to get started
This is a Safe Space for Insurance Mascots
Feeling a certain way about NJM Insurance’s “No Jingles or Mascots” campaign? You’re not alone. More than ever, mascots of all shapes, sizes, and species are searching for a sense of purpose. Thankfully, I’m here to help you cope with the fact that great insurance speaks for itself. The first step is getting a quote from NJM today (commonly referred to as exposure therapy).
Get a Quote Today
Dr. Schmoctor,
CMT
Meet Me, America’s Leading Mascot Therapist
After receiving very important degrees from the University of Scientific Study + College of Health Sciences, I’ve dedicated my life to the emotional well-being of mascots. I currently specialize in the treatment of Insurance-Induced Phobias, Fuzzy Anxiety Syndrome, and other serious mascot matters.
Ranked #1 by Insurance Mascot Therapy Digest.
What Mascots are Saying
InsuraBot
Intel Insurance
“I was feeling so empty inside, but Dr. Schmoctor helped me get my head on straight.”
The Claims Catfish
Lakeside Insurance
“I’m hopeful Dr. Schmoctor can make me feel like a big fish in a little pond again.”
Al Paca
AlpaCo Insurance
“HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”
Roller Bird
Pink Flamingo Insurance
“Dr. Schmoctor is amazing. She gave me the courage I needed to spread my wings and fly.”
Over 2 million copies sold
Yes, You Do Have a Big Head
Using my proprietary Schmoctor Method™, this award-winning self-help guide delivers the groundbreaking insights that have encouraged mascots just like you to find their happy place underneath those layers of sweaty fabric.
Lend a Fin
If you know other mascots who are struggling with insurance-related issues, share my services so they can schedule a consultation.
Share on social:
